I am awake at 10.45 in the morning. WHAT?!
Okay actually I was rudely awakened by a recurring banging sound. No, nobody was watching porn, and I doubt there was any passionate love going on as far as my neighbours are concerned(HAHA). No, I refer to literal banging sound. I try to go back to sleep, but all the blankets and pillows in the world(aka my room) can’t fend off the infernal racket. It’s like stopping a Japanese invasion with a combination of toothbrushes, mops and CLEO magazines. Soon enough, the banging sound is replaced by a sawing sound, like….. the kind you hear in the movie Saw. Well maybe not really, but you all know what a saw sounds like. A few minutes later, the sawing stops and I hear Indian men shouting.
They’re still shouting.
Oh, woe is me.
