Distance.

Okay, so I had the soup spoon for dinner, and I must say that I am very full of mushrooms. I have also come to the conclusion that mushrooms go into the same category of foods as toffees, pork, chocolate, cheese and coleslaw as “things that taste really good only when you consume them in [...]

Hygiene.

Those who know me know I’m not exactly the most hygenic person around. At most, I take a bathe twice a day, don’t have issues wearing the same shirt on consecutive days and have feet that smell like, well, smelly feet.
 
Still, I was on the train home when this Chinamom -
Interlude!
Chinamom, Chinamom,
her son looks, like [...]

Odyssey.

I intend to go on one someday. Not because I harbour dreams of seeing the entire world for all its wonders, though I probably intend to someday, but because I like traveling.
Scratch that. When people say they like traveling, they usually mean that they like seeing the world for all its wonders, which is the exact opposite [...]