Sit.

I went to a wedding dinner last night. It was really fun. Of course, I would’ve went anyway even if it wasn’t, since the alternative was spending the evening with a hundred other guys in a club. If that’s not gay, I don’t know what is. I hope the few guys there that happen to [...]

Pass.

Take one, pass it on.
How often do you hear such a phrase? Chances are, very, if you’re relatively young and hence still a random underling in a the working, studying or in my case, warped world. In the case that that you’re the one with these words coming out of your mouth, I want to [...]

Slow.

I can’t believe it’s only Wednesday.
And I’m blogging from camp, too. How pathetic. This isn’t to say it’s a bad thing, however ; The facilities are fine, and the place seems a lot less intimidating without idiots random blathering loudly into your ear. I do, however, kind of miss my bed.
Okay, my mattress. I don’t exactly have [...]

Wisdom.

Being wise and being intelligent can be considered two different things – After all, only young people can be considered intelligent, and old fogeys have the privilege of calling themselves wise.(though many a time they’re, in fact, wrong.) Strangely, however, the general attribute of sensibility applies to both terms, which would then mean that wisdom [...]

Left.

Suddenly, it dawned on me. The reason for my misery. It was so simple, I slapped myself for not thinking of it earlier.
I’m Chinese, educated, English-speaking, left-handed, a non-smoker, fairly good-tempered, believe in speaking to the point and don’t see a need to suck up to every officer I see.
That pretty much puts me in [...]

Castration.

I’d really like to castrate myself right now, so that I can go to uni and get along with the rest of my life, which hopefully involves things like making huge amounts of money, walking on red carpets, or making huge amounts of red carpets.
As it turns out, however, castration would defeat the objective behind [...]

Waffles.

Nope, I’m not referring to everybody’s favourite food, but rather our favourite activity in camp.
waffle – to talk foolishly or without purpose; idle away time talking. (Dictionary.com)
Seriously, life in the army is 80% planning, 20% execution. Which means that people at the bottom, deemed to stupid to have a hand in organisation despite infinitely superior [...]